Bargains for Geeks

Created in partnership with Hoberman Transformable Design, creator of the Hoberman Sphere, this innovative toy features beads that rattle and joints that allow baby to transform the rattle into different shapes.

Price: $14.99

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It has a light-side, and it has a dark side, and, just like the force, it binds the universe together. Duct tape is a staple in every geek’s arsenal. If you have to have it, you might as well have the best, right?

Price: $12.99

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Don the headset, concentrate with all your might, and move the ball through the obstacle course using only the power of your mind. Are your brainwaves strong enough to put the ball through the ring, or are you a weakling?

Price: $79.99

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Simply slide your phone into the included receiver case, place it on the power tray, and watch in amazement as your phone charges wirelessly via induction. It works as quickly as a standard charger and powers off once your phone is completely charged.

Price: $39.99

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Remember, as our former leader General Hammond once said, “You — all of you — will be operating in public so you can’t do or say anything that reveals the existence of the SGC or the Stargate.” This shirt holds a great secret, so wear it judiciously.

Price: $12.99 – $13.99

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Your humble t-shirt girl played in a house-ruled 3E campaign where every time a player rolled a natural 20, everybody at the table did a shot. You know what that meant? Epic battles in which we triumphed we couldn’t remember any of the details. Ah well.

Price: $8.99

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This distressed style t-shirt looks old and well-loved, but is brand new. Great for trying to fool people bad at math into believing you’ve been a fan of Star Wars since before you were born.

Price: $19.99

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RAWR! Six tiny dinos that come to life! Soft and snuggly and unbelievably cute, they move and “talk” to your dino-crazed geekling. T-Rex, Stegosaurus, Pterodactyl, Duck-Billed Dino, Brontosaurus, and Triceratops available.

Price: $14.99

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Now you can be the first kid in the cube farm to have your very own NINJA in a can! You heard right, NINJA in a can. It’s a specially formulated blend of Nano-Shurikens of Doom that assassinate dust particles. It’s an electronics and computing duster!

Price: $4.99

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Cuddly and cute, this Three Laws Safe robot is packed with fun for you, Baby Geek. Press buttons, get silly robot noises. Pull legs to make ‘em swing loose. Tie a bow on his back to amaze your parents. Take over the world. You can do it.

Price: $14.99

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